Winning championships, solving your love problems

Call me lazy, but I believe I deserve a break. That’s why I’ve asked a few members of the Celtics to help me answer some of your love letters. During the next few weeks, I’ll be collecting and answering as many love letters as possible. I’ll choose three of the best letters to take to the team for a second opinion.
What qualifies these guys to give love advice? They shoot. They score. Trust me — they know.
At the very least, their advice will be amusing.
— Meredith
Submit your 300-word letters here. To read other people’s letters, click here and scroll down.