When the bill comes, he does not offer to pay for my lunch, which I thought was a bit strange.

The other day he stated that it's just a day for retail to make money.

A letter maybe? Or a cute email? Some flowers?

Hi Meredith, Long story short, I have a painfully passive-aggressive boyfriend. He has his good points, but then the other parts of him take over. He'll threaten to throw out stuff he owns because he's upset with me, guilt-trips me,…

I'm sure that was a little romantic?

In other words, surprise me.

I received a "happy birthday" text mid-day. Nothing else.